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July 20, 2009 |
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Ojo Maduekwe’s recent account of a
supposed encounter with President Barack Obama pointed up the profound
confusion of Nigeria’s misruling elite.
Maduekwe, who’s Umaru Yar’Adua’s foreign minister, described meeting
Obama in Italy during the recent G-8 summit. According to him,
“President Barack Obama told me that he will be visiting Nigeria very
soon.”
In what was a textbook case of diplomatic gaffe, Maduekwe claimed that
he “walked up to Obama and said, Mr. President, nice to meet you. I'm
the Foreign Affairs Minister of Nigeria. President Obama was warm when I
introduced myself. He held me by the shoulder and said to me ‘well, Mr.
Minister, I will be visiting your country very soon.’ The second time he
told me that ‘Mr. Minister, wherever goes Nigeria, goes Africa.’”
Forget that US embassy officials in Abuja have told Nigerian reporters
that they were not aware of any plans by the American president to visit
Nigeria. Such blunt repudiation is embarrassing enough. But it’s even
sadder that Maduekwe should make a statement, in public, that is so
jejune as to guarantee him – and the regime he serves – instant ridicule
from Washington and within Nigeria.
Poor Ojo Maduekwe! Like many in Yar’Adua’s circle, he’s infected with
what one may categorize as Ghana envy. Yes, Obama visited Ghana two
weeks ago and spoke charmingly about Nkrumah’s renascent nation. Not
only did the American leader laud Nigeria’s much smaller neighbor, he
also spoke in barely veiled accents about Nigeria’s deepening
pathologies. Nigeria, once self-proclaimed giant of Africa, has cast
itself in the tragic position of now looking up to Ghana. Even if
Nigeria were to get a thinking, visionary leadership, not the comatose
usurpers now in place, it may well take a decade or more to attain
Ghana’s level of infrastructural development and civic order.
But the usurpers sulk and chafe when a man like Obama, a figure whose
emergence as US president is suffused with historical symbolism, snubs
them. Obama is no fool. He knows that, to be seen consorting with the
vote thieves in Abuja, is the quickest way to deplete his moral capital
and political assets. So he went to Ghana, a country governed with a
measure of vision by decent men and women.
Aware of his boss’s pain at being ostracized by America, Maduekwe
bravely decided to save the day. Seizing his moment in Italy, he boldly
walked up to Obama and (no doubt, self-importantly) introduced himself.
He reported that Obama was “warm.” What a merciful thing that Maduekwe
is a poor mind reader. How he would have frozen and recoiled in fright
to discern the pity and contempt with which Obama regards his ilk – the
pompous derelicts who frolic while their nation withers.
Isn’t it something that Nigeria is now reduced to fantasizing about an
Obama visit? Isn’t it sad that Maduekwe, much older than Obama, should
salivate at the idea that Obama “held me by the shoulder” – much like a
primary school pupil getting giddy on account of the principal’s
endearing attention and touch?
If Maduekwe were schooled in the basics of diplomacy, he would have
known that state visits were not negotiated at chance meetings in hotel
hallways. Even if Obama broached a visit, a minister of foreign affairs
should have known better than to go to a public forum and blab about it.
But Maduekwe, like the regime he serves, is a desperate man. The likes
of Maduekwe have put Nigeria in the position of a sophomoric nation,
desperate to prove that what Ghana can do, Nigeria too can do.
What if Obama said, as Maduekwe claimed, that Africa’s fortunes are tied
to developments in Nigeria? Did Maduekwe have to hear it from Obama to
believe it? Had he not heard Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe and hundreds of
other patriots enunciate that point before?
Desperate to snatch cheer out of a charred narrative, Maduekwe failed to
recognize in Obama’s (ostensible) words a rebuke about Nigeria’s
addiction to failure, its miscarriage of promise, and its habituation to
mediocrity. Think of the kind of hope Ghana has given to many West
Africans by getting the basic things – credible elections and
infrastructures – right. Imagine, then, the kind of powerful, positive
jolt Nigeria would have offered to the rest of Africa if, somehow, the
worst among us did not always conspire to hijack the nation, and to
reduce it to their banal level.
Obama accorded Ghana the respect its leaders and people have worked hard
to deserve. Maduekwe sneaked up on Obama in Italy and, in the fashion of
those who abort Nigeria’s highest aspirations, attempted to rig
respectability for the Yar’Adua regime. It backfired!
